Is It Only Tuesday?
You know what I abhor? The phrase "one of them". I was told Saturday that all foreigners should leave Scotland and when the speaker learned I was foreign, he qualified his words with a "but you're not one of them" excuse. If I had a penny for every time I have heard people use that phrase, I'd be knitting cashmere sweaters. It's a lousy, cheap way of trying to seem less xenophobic and more inclusive, but the phrase only makes the speaker appear more racist and exclusive.
Anyway. Sorry for that mini-rant. It has been a long week even if it is only Tuesday. My head is pounding and I still haven't had dinner (because cake does not count). Let's go for some delightful links.
+ Viktor & Rolf's Barbican Exhibition. Side-by-side comparisons of runway models and quite creepy dolls. Interestingly, it took longer to recreate V&R's clothes in doll-size than it took to create the original runway look.
+ Interesting Bookcases and Bookcase Designs. I used to know someone who lived in a 17thC Copenhagen townhouse and who'd use the rafters as her bookshelves. It was awesome. I really like the children's bookcase-bedroom, actually. Wonder if it would be possible to recreate that in an adult size?
+ The Word Clock. What it says on the tin.
+ Czech uranium glass buttons. Uranium?! I came across these listings on eBay and I still don't know what to make of them.
+ I'm not a huge fan of cupcakes but this shark attack cupcake mountain is fantastic.
Finally, Charles Bernstein on the current global crisis:
Let there be no mistake: the fundamentals of our poetry are sound. The problem is not poetry but poems. The crisis has been precipitated by the escalation of poetry debt—poems that circulate in the market at an economic loss due to their difficulty, incompetence, or irrelevance. Illiquid poetry assets are choking off the flow of imagination that is so vital to our literature.
September 30th, 2008 - 20:41
Ha, I get that too albeit usually ‘You’re one of us’. One of what?!
October 1st, 2008 - 10:15
Hi, i know exactly what you mean by “one of them”! When me and my husband went to look at the house we wanted to buy, the lady who was selling the house though it was one of its selling point that there were “no funny foreigners” among neighbours. When i told her i was a foreigner, she came up with exactly the same phrase – “but you are not one of them” to which i immediately, looking her firmly in an eye, said- ‘yes, I AM one of them.” Needles to say we didn’t buy that house…
Oh and uranium just means that there were tiny amounts of it added to glass when it was made so it looks ghostly green and glows under a UV light. Victorians were very fond of it.
October 1st, 2008 - 19:56
Ah! The stairs-bookshelves! Amazing.
October 2nd, 2008 - 12:50
Ah yes….the curse of the not-foreign-seeming foreigner. I tend to get the “Oh, but you’re Irish…that’s different!” until I point out that, according to my passport and heritage at least, I’m German. And if I dig really deep, I can find some Huguenot roots somewhere, too.
Hypocrisy, how I love thee. *sigh*